Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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