Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
do herpes really smell.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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