Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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