Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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