Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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