"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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