you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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