i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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