I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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