The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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