i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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