Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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