so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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