Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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