You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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