just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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