Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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