And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
