16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
MIDGETS
????
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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