just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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