it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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