You're my little dorito
In America we eat man semen.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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