Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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