Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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