apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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