You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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