i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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