I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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