At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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