Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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