how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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