Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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