In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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