i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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