sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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