how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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