I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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