Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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