i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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