I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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