Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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