4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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