why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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