Me. At least after what I've been through.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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