do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Someone came in the potted fern
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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