Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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