i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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