Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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