i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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