i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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